Monday, May 11, 2009

Commentary on art that hurts the brain- Dali

Can art hurt your brain?
You betcha! Can it ever.
And I'm not talking about BAD art either I'm talking about Good art!
Like classic stuff.

Specifically I'm talking about "The Temptation Of st. Anthony" Dali's version,
(because it's been painted more than once naturally)
This is the one with St. Anthony about to get stomped by the white horse with wicked hooves, but wait, perhaps he won't get stomped after all because for some reason the horses forelegs are far far far shorter than his hind legs. Unless they are just, like, just about to grow as long as the back ones. That's one messed up horse! And right behind him are some messed up elephants. Well, they seem normal except for the legs.
But those legs on those elephants! Yikes! How are they even able to stand? Let alone hold up that heavy breast house? Well, I guess that's the devils work for ya!
To be honest I don't really find the caravan that temping but St. Anthony seems to think it's pretty bad, you can tell by the way he's fallen to his knees, and how he's holding up a cross to ward the "temptations" away. You can practically hear him "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
And just who does that skull belong to anyways?
I don't actually even find this one that brain painful.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

You can find stuff to hurt your brian in the real world too.

I recently went to the zoo.
Lots of cool animals to see there.
Also some animals that will make your brain hurt if you think about them for too long.




Friday, April 10, 2009

An anagram email fwd fwd fwd fwd I got (You probably seen it already)

Nothing has hurt my brain since February 19? I don't believe that!
Got this in an e-mail.
My most favorite is definitely "The Morse code"
Those wacky anagrams!


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM




PRESBYTERIAN:

When you rearrange the letters:

BEST IN PRAYER




ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER




DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT




THE EYES:
!
When you rearrange the letters:

THEY SEE




GEORGE BUSH:

When you rearrange the letters:

HE BUGS GORE




THE MORSE CODE
:
When you rearrange the letters:

HERE COME DOTS




SLOT MACHINES:

When you rearrange the letters:

CASH LOST IN ME




ANIMOSITY:

When you rearrange the letters:

IS NO AMITY




ELECTION RESULTS:

When you rearrange the letters:

LIES - LET'S RECOUNT




SNOOZE ALARMS:

When you rearrange the letters:

ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S




A DECIMAL POINT:

When you rearrange the letters:

IM A DOT IN PLACE




THE EARTHQUAKES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THAT QUEER SHAKE




ELEVEN PLUS TWO:

When you rearrange the letters:

TWELVE PLUS ONE





AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:


MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLER


Friday, January 23, 2009

Just how ignorant are you?

You probably don't want to know.
But in case you do, you can find out here.
Good luck.
And remember, cheating defeats the purpose.
Please feel free to post your results.
(I will post mine, if at least one other person does.)

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Amazing Photographer!


Carl Warner hurts my brain because he is so awesomely amazing.
This is just one example of his amazing work.
That's all food people, FOOD!

Saturday, January 3, 2009

But why?

You can go into a high end ladies fashion shop and buy designer pants for an insane amount of money.
Most of these pants have "fake" pockets. Meaning flaps or pouches that look like they are pockets but aren't.
According to the sales associate, real pockets that you could actually use to put stuff in spoil the line of the pant. Real pockets make pants look less "sleek".
You can go into a fashionable baby clothing store and buy pants for a baby age 0-3 months.
The pockets in those pants are real pockets.
For the new born babies to put all their stuff in.
(Because they don't worry about how sleek they look.)